Jokes!

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question:
- "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
- "None," replied Johnny, "because the rest would fly away."
- "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."


One day the teacher was walking into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday she would ask a question to the class and anyone who answered correctly didn't have to go to school the following Monday.
On the first Friday the teacher asked: "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" No one could answer the question.
The following Friday, the teacher asked the class: "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer.
Frustrated little Johnny decided that the next Friday he would answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.
So, Thursday night Johnny took 2 ping pong balls and painted them black. The next day he brought them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day just when the teacher said, "here is this week's question," Johnny emptied the bag to the floor sending the ping pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they were young kids, the entire class started laughing.
The teacher said, "ok, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
Immediately, little Johnny standed up and said, "Bill Cosby, see you on Tuesday!"